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Mum says I have a disease called Hornylitis

Apparently last week Tuesday I scared the life out of my mum, she came home and found me all listless and my wings had drooped and my tail had dropped, I was lethargic and I didn’t even have the energy to eat my lunch properly (don't get me wrong, I still ate it (I am not stupid, just lethargic), I just didn’t eat it as fast and enthusiastically as I normally would) she also noticed I had thrown up in my food bowl.

So she panicked and rushed me to the vet (£56 later) (thank goodness for pet insurance) and 3 hours spent at the vet we headed home. The Vet did a horrid crop wash on me, yuk yuk yuk, and cultures, but all seemed clear, the vet was baffled and said to mum to keep an eye on me over the next few days, if things deteriorated to bring me back for blood tests (which can be stressful so she would only do this if I did not improve)

Anyhow the next day I was a little better but not much, however by the weekend I had perked up and was trying to mate with anything in sight, when I flew to mums shoulder I had a good go at her ear... I just like to watch mum squirm and listen to her say 'eeeeeewwwwwww get off my ear'. My little fluffy toy Pony has had a right going at…… poor little thing. So mum has come to the conclusion; now that I seem all better and bouncy again, that I was suffering from what she calls HORNYLITIS, and she blames it on the weather.
Poor woman nearly had a heart attack worrying about me..

Love ya mum

ME FEELING ALL SORRY FOR MYSELF