Static Stuff

Ok so mum laughed really hard at me, you see in the picture where I'm pulling the plastic off the bottle , Well if you look close you will see a piece stuck to my leg and across my belly, apparently mum says this is caused by static... I don't like static, it really clung to me, mum laughed so hard watching me running in circles trying to get it off and every time I try pull it off it bounced back on...to me which made mum laugh even harder, I then copy mum by laughing (this will make her think I am doing this for her enjoyment but actually I am pooping myself) while running in circles trying to get this off me which had mum now in tears of laughter, finally I got it off, chewed it and spat it out, take that you horrid static stuff.... I think mum was mean laughing at me